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Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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    This is the one of the greatest lines from the movie! :)
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    My favorite Christmas movie of all time, nothing beats it.
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    I have this audio on my iPod and it is wonderful christmas music.
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    “You’re goofy.” “Don’t piss me off, Art.”
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